A man died and went to The Judgment. In the court of deciding his deed the judges told him, "You have to meet the God for your judgement, because we are not able to decide anything. Before you meet with God, we should tell you — we have looked over your life. And to be honest you really did not do anything particularly good or bad. We are not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "I cleaned my room 2 weeks ago, does it count "?
The judges said, "Sorry, I do not work like this. That is your own work. Anything else"?
The man replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!"
"Wow that's impressive, "When did this happen?" "About three minutes ago. After that I directly came here" came the reply.