Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast the car is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Sir, are you aware of how fast you were going?"
The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."
The cop throws him a sceptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?"
The man casually replies, "No, I'm the one who committed the robbery."
The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. He again asked, "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?"
"Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back."
The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man.
"Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he says.
The cop calls for backup. Soon more cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car.
However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However," the cop continued with confusion evident on his face, "we found none of these things in your car."
The cuffed man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"